Sunday, May 21, 2006

Google maps is the best. True dat. (Double true!)

I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in a few years, since it isn't very funny anymore. In fact I don't watch much TV at all, except for a few sporting events. But a couple months ago I read on the net about a funny "digital short" on SNL, so I checked it out here. Hilarious stuff. Almost made me want to watch more TV.

At that time I sent the link to a few friends and family members, and I figured it was pretty old news by now, but I was talking to my friend Ryan on Saturday and he had inexplicably never heard about it. So I thought I'd better add it to this blog for the benefit of anyone else who was overlooked.

My favorite lines:
  1. Google maps is the best. True dat. (Double true!)
  2. You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
In case you can't make out all the lyrics, here they are:

Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing

Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's cracking?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.

But first, my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt, that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.

Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True dat. (Double true!)

68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you wanna do Chris?
Snack attack ***!

The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.

Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.

Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handling.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast that we're scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.

Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.

The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This story is very funhy maps is the best true double true love me for this guy.