No I Can't Fix Your Printer!

I'm not as bitter as this guy, but I can definitely relate.

Hitting for the Cycle

Yes, it's true, I did it... sort of.

In my first 2 games of church softball, I've batted twice in each game, and I'm 4 for 4 with a single, double, triple, and home run!

I'd probably better retire now before I get translated, or enshrined in the church softball hall of fame in Cooperstownville, Utah.